Loneliness, will you be my Valentine?
Valentine’s Day Shopping List:
1 White Versace Belt
6 Bottles of White Wine
5 Tubes of Extra Strength Lube.
1 Copy of Bridal Monthly
1 Copy of Ebony Magazine
1 Stepping Stool
1 Life Alert Bracelet
1 Autographed Copy of “Auto-erotic Asphyxiation for Dummies.”

